(Source: niknak79, via theclearlydope)
this is my favorite video of the year so far
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up… This guy.
(Source: youtube.com, via la-maladroite)
THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
seriously look at this awful thing
No.
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
who know this was needed…. We need to teach every person… how to cook eggs, boil water, and cook at least one full meal by themselves.
People are clearly appalled by this new egg-cooker-thingy. But look, I found another fiendish invention, set to rob us of our agency.
(Source: absolutelymadness, via theclearlydope)
clearly some people don’t understand the rules
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Hello Good Morning: Me, day six of the holiday break.
This was exactly how I felt this morning before I almost exercised.
